- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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