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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

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A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

''In Austin, Texas, President Obama told an audience, 'If you want to go forward you put your car in 'D.' If you want to go backward, you put your car in 'R.'' But you know something? Either way, the economy is still F'd.''

How was Charles Manson able to get women to kill for him? Because he was charismatic and intelligent.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

What should you say when someone says a bad joke? I'm sorry, your joke cannot be completed as dialed. Please hang up and don't try again.

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