How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

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Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

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What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

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Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

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a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

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What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

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What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

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Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

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What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

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So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

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I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

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Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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knock knock go away

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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