- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

pull my finger (farts)

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

What does two plus two equal? 4

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

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