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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

What's better than a stick? A stone

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

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