- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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