- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

I'm winning at Scrabble.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

A man walks into a bar

Hello

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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