What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

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what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

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A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

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Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

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Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

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Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

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An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

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whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

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when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

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An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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