- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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