That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

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Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

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Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

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Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

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Potassium? K.

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What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

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What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

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How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

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What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

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John Cena for president

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Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

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What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

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Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

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Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

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A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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