- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

Honk if you're Amish!

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

i cant STAND cripple jokes

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

What's the difference between cat and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other is a watermelon.

I have a phone, Don't know where it's at, Forever Alone FAPFAPFAP

Q. What did the 300 pound Asian get for Valentine's day A. A jetpack. Except for the fact that the previous sentence was an obvious lie making this whole joke irrelevant.

What's the difference between car keys and truck keys? Literally nothing.

How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

why did the boy drop the ball. he was shot in the head.

yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

What happens when a girl sticks her head in a birthday cake? She gets a toothpick stuck in her eyebrow. Trust me..I know.

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