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What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

SHUT UP JP

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!