A black man is driving a nice car when he's suddenly pulled over by the police. "Do you know why I pulled you over?" asks the cop. "No officer" replies the black man. "You have a taillight out. However I'm going to just let you off with a warning because you seem like an upstanding citizen. Have a nice day."

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Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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A man walks into an airport. He is sexually taken advantage of by TSA employees and suffers from severe depression for years after, eventually becoming gay and divorcing his wife. He then goes on a quest to discover the name of the man who took advantage of him. Once found, the man kills the employee and his family, commits acts of necrophilia upon his corpse in a slightly erotic display of revenge and stalks airports for the rest of his life, fruitlessly attempting to quench an insatiable bloodthirst for TSA workers.

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There's a football player who walks into a bar and sees a gay guy. The gay guy says, "So you're a football player, right?" The football player says, "Yes." The gay guy says, "I have a game of football myself. It's called fart football. It's where you drink a mug of beer in less than five seconds and then you drop your pants and fart for the extra point." The gay guy goes first. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds and farts. The football player goes. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds then he drops his pants and before he farts, the gay guy says, "BLOCK THAT KICK! BLOCK THAT KICK!"

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Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

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What ryhmes with turtle rape

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what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

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What's up? Your time.

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

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Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

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What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

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Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

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Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

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Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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