- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

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