- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

u know whats a crime? rape

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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