How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

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If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

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Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

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why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

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Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

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Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

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Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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what happened to your carpool? they died.

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How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

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A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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