What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

I? Everett

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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