How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

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Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

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"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

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What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

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why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

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A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

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When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

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Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

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A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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