What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

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You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

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Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

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Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

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james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

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Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

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An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

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Who is it?

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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bronson watt walks into a bar.

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

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A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

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what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

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Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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