- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

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