autistic kids rock

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Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

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Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

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Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

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Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

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Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

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what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

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Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

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I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

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Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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