Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

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Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

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How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

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What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

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What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

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Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

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What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

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What's under the first mate? The second mate.

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

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