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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was once a man who lived in a box.

how do u have sex with a really hot girl who is not interested in you? Rape her in a dark ally

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

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