- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

haha black people :D

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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