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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

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Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

Roses are red viloets are blue mw3 sucks and bf3 is good

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

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