- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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