How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

roses are red violets should be purple

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

joke under this line wins _________________________

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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