Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

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What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

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Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

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Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

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Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

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what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

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Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

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Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

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did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

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Ring Ring Hello? Click

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

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Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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