- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

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