- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

Knock knock Whose there? 4

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

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