So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says "i need some ointment for my beak, its rather chapped." and the Pharmacist said "Sorry we don't have anything for ducks here."

If you pull a pin out of a grenade, is it possible to put it back? I need a quick answer for this question.

ProX hacker JazZ Has aids hahahaha

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

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Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

Katy Perry

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

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