- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

Women's rights

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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