- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

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Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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