A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

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What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

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It's okay, I got the yogurt.

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What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

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KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

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Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

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Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

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What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

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what's worse than both your parents dying? finding out that they were hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt and they left you nothing, including the house, oh and you have to be out by the end of the week, the bank is ready to re-possess the house, especially since your parents haven't paid the mortgage for 8 months. oh, by the way, happy birthday! written by KA

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What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

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Why is that man such a perv? I don't know. Ever since I let him see my boobs, he has had this undying obsession with sex. So, I guess that, as society would classify him, he is a sex addict. He will do anything for it, even if he needs a man to get it. I feel terrible about starting his obsession, and plan to take him to therapy next week for the sake of his health.

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

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What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

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what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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I don't get it

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Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

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what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

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What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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