- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

sucks Syntax...

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

All of these jokes are about white people

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

Women's rights.

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