What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

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What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

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What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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