- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

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