- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

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