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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

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