- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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