what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

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yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

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Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

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Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... *walks away*

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What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

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2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

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What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

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What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

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Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

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the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

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What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

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Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

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