My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

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But officer, I did come to a full stop!

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

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A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

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How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

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Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

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What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

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a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

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How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

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Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

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Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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