- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

Your mom is so old she died

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

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