- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

Your girlfriend.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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