- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Obama = ebola

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

The chickens have become self-aware!

Why did you step on my watermelon?

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

A house comes around the corner.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

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