- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

Why is Helen Keller Blind and Deaf? Because she can't drive!... oh no wait I screwed that up.

Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

Boys have swag, real men have class

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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