- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

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Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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