- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

what did the indians give the pilgrims? syphylis

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

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