You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

What happened to the fish? It drowned

you see theres this guy.

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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