- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

800 people died last year. end of story

10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

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What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

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