Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

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What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

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i had a black friend once......just kidding

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Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

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Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

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BIG MAC'S

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

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How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

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why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

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how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

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What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

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welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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