What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

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How many light bulbs? 1

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

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Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

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What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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NEVER

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why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

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If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

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Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

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Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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