What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

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