What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

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What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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Your girlfriend.

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

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what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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