- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

I wrote a funny joke.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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