yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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How do you get someone off a swing? ask them politely.

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what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

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What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

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Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

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What does? 42

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What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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Llamaworm

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the bible

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

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Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

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i committed murder

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? She had no Arms or legs Knock knock Whos there? Not Sally XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

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Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

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Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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y u no like me joke?

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

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