- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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