Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

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why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

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What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

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Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

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What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

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Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

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Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

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How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

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Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

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Eric is gay Ha

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

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Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

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Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

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What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

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A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

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Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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