- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

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Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

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