salad days!

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What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

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your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

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wsde

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roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

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What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

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Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

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What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

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What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

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Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

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Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

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What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

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How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

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Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

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When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

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Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

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the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

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What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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