- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

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