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Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

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What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

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Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

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What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

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I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

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why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

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ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

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What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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