- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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