What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

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How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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