- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

"hey do you know the date" "58"

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

Seriosly. too much sex again?

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

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