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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

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