- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop ? Dr Dre.

what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

Boy: Hey girl see these arms? They are just dying to be wrapped around you! She stabs him dead End of story

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

"MR PLATT!!!!!!" "Yeah?" "Telephone for you sir." "Oh, cheers Tony."

A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't realize how annoying it is.

Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

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Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

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