what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

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What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

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Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

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What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

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That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

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Sex

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Robin, get in the car, please.

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Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

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If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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