What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

I had friends on the Death Star.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

You're so sweet I have diabetes

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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