- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

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