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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

What do you do when its night time and you go downstairs and see your tv floating in the air? you say PUT IT DOWN N I G E R

What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why Did the throw up He was sick

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

there once was a chicken it was yellow

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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