Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Gay republicans

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

Caolan and Eamon

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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