what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

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What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

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Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

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Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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how to turn invisable. eat yourself

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What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

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What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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guess what what ...

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An anti-joke

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why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

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Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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