- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

Sex

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

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