- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

Dumbledore dies.

A fat guy!

An epileptic man attends a rave.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

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