why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

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what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

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How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

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i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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PENIS

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Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

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Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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