- Anti Joke

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

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Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

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