- Anti Joke

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

A baby seal walks into a club.

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

What's the cure of cancer? Death.