The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

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Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

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Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

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qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

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Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

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hi michael

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So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

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Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

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What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

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You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

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What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

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Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

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Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

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knock knock Goodbye

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What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

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