What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

A baby seal walks into a club.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

I was watching Fox news.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

Poker? I barely even know her.

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