KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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