- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

Chlamydia

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

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