- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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