Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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how do you win a game try your best

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Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

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What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

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Abortion

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

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Whats 1+1? window!

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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