- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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