- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in an apple within a worm inside your apple...

Why was Hellen Keller afraid to answer the phone? This situation is impossible because Hellen suffered from scarlet fever, therefore she could not see or hear the phone.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

Q what do you do when your friend tells you hes a homosexual A. you tell him that you will accept him and can still be very good friends

how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

what did the teacher say to his student? do your work.

what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

What did the student say to the teacher, after being assigned homework? This isn't my best subject, can I stay after class for tutoring?

What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

Your mom is so fat, that last night after reading and edition of Cosmo, she skipped dinner and cried herself to sleep due to her inability to live up to such an unrealistic feminine stereotype.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

the NAACP

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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